Hello, dear young men and women,

Welcome to us—the adults!

You are now standing at the threshold between childhood and the conscious life of an adult and responsible citizen. Therefore, you must forget certain things and learn new ones.

Forget your childish dreams and whims. They will not help you in the adult world. This world—especially in our part of the globe—operates according to invisible but iron rules. Those who do not obey them end up crying a lot. So read very carefully:

Rule 1: Learn to be submissive!
Always remember the old wisdom: “A bowed head is not cut by the sword!” and the equally instructive “If you had stayed quiet, nothing strange would have happened.” Submission is the mother of survival!

Rule 2: Be dependent!
Never forget that dependencies are what hold society together. Without them, society would collapse and anarchy would ensue. Whatever you do in life, you will inevitably encounter the iron hoops of dependency—business dependencies, social ones, perhaps even personal ones. And others as well. By entering the system of dependencies, you become usable material and cease to be a free electron spreading disturbance and chaos!

Rule 3: In our society, the boss is not just a boss—he is a Master!
Remember, he holds the knife and the bread. It is entirely possible that he has a plan for you and your life beyond the workplace. He will let you know when it’s time to take out a large loan you’ll be paying off for years, when to get married, when to have children… Listen to him. He is wise and wants only the best for you. If you are lucky, you may serve as his slave for maaaany years.

Rule 4: Freedom is slavery!
By freedom, the immature individual understands the dictatorship of random whims and impulses. He cannot tame his passions! And so freedom destroys him. Through submission to wiser, higher, more reasonable people, he is saved—from himself!

Rule 5: Sacrifice yourself!
For others, for Society, for the Fatherland, even for the White Race if that suits you. But sacrifice yourself! If you give in to self-love, greed, and egoism, life will put you in your place—and you will cry a lot! The civilized person always sacrifices himself for others. He is smiling and polite, even when there is nothing left of him!

Rule 6: Forget the word “justice”!
Remember—there is no justice in nature. Justice is a dangerous illusion spread by idealists and irresponsible elements. Left unchecked, this illusion leads society to anarchy and collapse!

Know that from time immemorial there has existed an inherent IRON ORDER in society! The strong are always right—this is a law of nature! How could the weak possibly be right? The pursuit of justice may not only close doors for you, but destroy you altogether.

Rule 7: Know your place!
Do not forget that we live in a caste system in which everyone must know their place. The sooner a young person understands this, the better for them. Do not look up at how others live—patch your own torn rags. Every frog must know its pond! Even the Bible says that God has a plan for everyone—and the plan will be hinted to you. Follow it. Otherwise, you will cry a lot!

Rule 8: Don’t think too much!
What do you want to be—some kind of “intellectual” with limp wrists? In our society, thinking is harmful. Watch the news, enjoy entertaining TV shows, and occasionally go to the cinema. Once upon a time, a wise man named Stalin concluded that ideas are more dangerous than weapons—and if we’ve banned weapons, how can we allow people to have ideas? You know the saying: a duck once thought and thought… and died.

Rule 9: Save, save, save!
You never know what might happen tomorrow. You may need to bribe a traffic cop or a hospital worker, or perhaps you’ll need money for a “Peace of Mind Tax”… There are many ways not to have peace of mind—it’s a whole science—but let’s not digress… Save every penny instead of wasting it irresponsibly. Live modestly and correctly!

Rule 10: Have children!
Children are the “material” of the Future! We are shrinking!!!!! The present does not matter, you do not matter—the future and the children are what truly matter! Without “material,” there is no State! Sacrifice yourselves for your children, just as they will one day sacrifice themselves for theirs! This is the highest virtue.

And so, dear grown-up children,

With tears of joy, we—the adults—welcome your entry into our world, the world we have created for you.

Remember: life is wonderful, and learn to enjoy every single moment of it!

You still have much to learn about life, and the rules above are only the beginning! If you learn to follow them, you will live a dignified and meaningful life—and there is even a chance that you may experience the happiness of living long enough to reach retirement!

We, the adults, are keeping our fingers crossed for you!

Good luck!